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New07/21/2010 — Lyrics • If I Had a Rocket Launcher
By Possible Oscar and Insane Ian If I had a rocket launcher (If I had a rocket launcher) Well, I’d pwn me some n00bs (I would pwn me some n00bs) And if I had a rocket launcher (If I had a rocket launcher) I’d pwn n00bs universally in games (Not just in Halo or in Call of Duty) And if [...]
New07/21/2010 — Lyrics • Take Back The Music
By Sudden Death featuring Possible Oscar Change is the only thing that stays the same It seems strange, but you couldn’t avoid it when it came Ask Valerie Plame, it really can suck But chase it and embrace it, you can make your own luck Gettin’ stuck in the past is no way to last And the guys [...]
New07/21/2010 — Lyrics • Dead Again
This is a cover of a song written by Tom Smith. Rocket launcher, rail gun, BFG Nine Thousand One, Never saw it coming and I never had a chance. Bad enough being dead, Sub Zero pulled off my head, Master Chief is doing his victory dance. Lost Asia in Risk, Diablo burnt me to a crisp, Even though I had the [...]
Updated07/21/2010 — Lyrics • Wolverine (Don’t Stop Readin’)
Your story was teased in Hulk 180 Then 181 your tale had begun Those big hairy arms, you can’t be harmed Smoke cigars, you’re short on charm Adamantium claws and skeleton Named Logan, Canadian Your secret past, you have no clue The best that there is at what you do Don’t let your rage grow high Wolverine, Wolverine You joined with a team, Giant-Size X-men [...]
Updated07/21/2010 — Lyrics • How We Recycle
Time to write another hit song We have a formula for tune creation Chord progression from the last song Some lyrics vaguely ’bout a bad relation- Ship, this is how we recycle This is how we recycle Every song that we make This is how we recycle Every song that we make Same song, same sound Resembles every song that we’ve put out Why bother trying [...]
Updated07/21/2010 — Lyrics • Rock Is FTW!
Finally your boss gave you that raise Celebrate at Nye’s Polonaise Buying drinks for the house until 10pm But now you got to go to work early That’s not the way it should be (no no!) All the action is at the bar singing drunk karaoke Because… Work is for the weak, Rock is for the win! Rockin’ through the week, rockin’ while [...]
New07/21/2010 — Lyrics • All Out of Beer [rock version]
It’s 8:53 on a Saturday night Drinking a few with our friends Meatballs were a hit, hope you liked the Chex mix The Tupperware kept them fresh There’s only one thing that could ruin the mood And temper the mirth of this day The amount that we bought, wasn’t nearly enough In the end what I’m trying to say, what I’m trying [...]
Updated07/21/2010 — Lyrics • All Out of Beer [acoustic version]
BUD: Can I have everyone’s attention please? Thank you all for coming out to our Possible Oscar House Party Fun Time Blow Out Jamboree and Tupperware Party! (applause/hoots) It’s been a wonderful evening. However, I have a confession to make. This isn’t going to be easy for me to say. I think, by saying it through the soft [...]
