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Screwed
A parody of “Blue” by The Jayhawks
Where have the old films gone
They’ve all disappeared
Lucas made all those updates
But those films are weird
Then comes the announcement
Then comes the good word
The classic films will be released
The fans have been heard
But Lucas is shrewd
He used us so we’re all
Screwed, why do we play his game
So screwed, why do we buy whatever he’s selling now
This release is suspect
It’s just to placate the geeks
The picture’s not anamorphic
And the soundtrack is weak
There’s one more conundrum
There’s one more drawback
Have to buy the new films to
Get the versions we lack
That Lucas is shrewd
He used us so we’re all
Screwed, why do we play his game
So screwed, why do we buy whatever he’s selling now
All these years we’ve waited for
(VHS, DVD)
The classic trilogy of yore
(Bought them all)
They must have been detained
(Guess if I’m screwed)
To stimulate demand
(Then I’m screwed with my pals)
So screwed, why do we play his game
So screwed, why do we, why do we play his game
So screwed, why do we, why do we play his game
So screwed, why do we buy whatever he’s selling now
